I wrote a song. Or well, I wrote the lyrics for a song and I can't quite figure out which chords to add. It's gonna be a big hit, I can feel it.
I should very much like to have your opinion on this (in my own very humble opinion) master piece.
I think I shall name it 'The Ninja Song'.
As a young ninja I often asked myself
What's left for me on life's top shelf?
My future plans they were big and vast
I wanted to be a famous ninja blast
I had a ninja dream, it's true
I had a ninja dream, that's right
I wanted to be like Hattori Hanzou-san
But I had no money to go to Japan
My ninja training was thus postponed
But in my mind the thought still roamed
After years of kicking and sneaking in vain
My ninja skills were still nothin' but plain
While the other ninjas became super tough
I seemed to be stuck at “wax on, wax off”
I secretly practiced for the Great Attack
The other ninjas were laughing behind my back
To swing the samurai sword to me
Proved to be much harder than seen on TV
I knew I'd be a mediocre ninja at best
I'd probably not even pass the ninja test
My dream of ninja-ship and KungFu
Was left in the stinky gutters of Kathmandu
It's a pretty sad story, I know.
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but life isn't always rainbows and butterflies, kids. It's tough out there in the real world, even if you're a ninja.